Trees Die Needlessly for Heidi Montag’s Maxim Photo Spread

January 8th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Looking about as distinct as a pair of khakis, Heidi Montag recently posed for Maxim wearing what look like some castoffs from the “Lady Marmalade” video for “Moulin Rouge.” I’m sorry if I can’t stand this woman but she just seems about as interesting as a cup of flour. I guess I should be saying, good for her that she’s showcasing the body-part collection she’s recently acquired through her plastic surgeon. Or maybe I should just shut up and be happy she’s not singing and/or attempting to dance awkwardly.

Photos: MaximOnline.com

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. 2 Old 4 This

    words escape me

    no, wait:

    Vapid
    Talentless
    Media Whore

    hmmmmm guess I managed to come with a few after all

  2. snowflake

    Actually Heidi is singing and she has a song out and it’s actually pretty good. Yeah I was surprised. But I’d rather see her making it than Paris Hilton…..

  3. Boney

    I’d hit it……..

  4. mojoman

    *in yodeling voice* Yollei, yollei.. Heidi-heidi HO!!

  5. heidi is a slut

    she’s like a used tampon… we only need it once and you just throw it away…. she’s FUGLY!!!!

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