Trees Die Needlessly for Heidi Montag’s Maxim Photo Spread

Looking about as distinct as a pair of khakis, Heidi Montag recently posed for Maxim wearing what look like some castoffs from the “Lady Marmalade” video for “Moulin Rouge.” I’m sorry if I can’t stand this woman but she just seems about as interesting as a cup of flour. I guess I should be saying, good for her that she’s showcasing the body-part collection she’s recently acquired through her plastic surgeon. Or maybe I should just shut up and be happy she’s not singing and/or attempting to dance awkwardly.


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