Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are Entertainers In Love

May 9th, 2008 // 5 Comments


The LA Times
recently did a thorough examination of the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt phenomenon. Heidi tried summing up their existence by explaining how they perceive themselves.

“Obviously we’re entertainers. We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives. Whether it’s on the show or in the tabloids.”

Spencer explains that he started dating Heidi behind the scenes after Season 1 of The Hills because he felt that the show needed some “evil.” Whether he was with her initially because she was on TV or not, he claims to be fully in love with her manufactured personality and body.

“I was — and am — so in love with Heidi, and that stuff stops mattering. Our real world is right here,” he said, gesturing at the space between them. I might vomit. I need to breathe deeply and through my nose slowly.

Spencer says he and Heidi are fully aware as to how the media works, and are merely feeding the voracious beast that is the mainstream media, the tabloids, and the blogs. Thanks for the snack, Spence!

“Every hour,” he said. “Every different magazine, every blog texts, like, ‘We heard this, we heard this.’ Most of the time, people are just making things up, trying to get you to give a source quote. Or give one line just so they can build something. On every site, in every magazine, they need content. It’s the most competitive industry in the world, I would say, the pop culture media game.”

Spencer probaby said all this while Heidi watched the carbonation in her glass of soda. We know who’s running that show.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. green cardigan

    J Harvey ! Look at the horizon, large slow gulps of air and the nausea will pass.

    Our real world is right here,” he said, gesturing at the space between them.

    I shudder to think at what level of his body his hand was at while he was gesturing.

    I get a kick out of these two though for some reason. THey have their mouths open in 99% of their photos;

    I know…… that is an really lame reson to like them .

  2. Sue

    Seriously that dumb hoe and stupid spencer need to get overthemselves!!!! 15 mins is over bitches!!

  3. The Pratt is such a loser

    Spencer explains that he started dating Heidi behind the scenes after Season 1 of The Hills because he felt that the show needed some “evil.”

    Now Spencer wants us to believe he had creative control of the show….??

    Nice try Prattboy.

  4. Sara

    AHAHAHAHA. They are like, ‘yeah we meant to do that. you know, be hated for being idiots.’ Its all apart of their life long legacy.

  5. Ugg. Where does one begin? These may very well be the two most utterly useless human beings on the face of god’s green earth. Spencer Pratt looks like the lead in “Alvin and the Chimpmunks gets an extreme makeover.” and she is beginning to look like a poorly done wax figure of herself. The fact that they both despise Lauren Conrad so much is probably the most laughable irony of all seeing as neither one of them would be even slightly famous as they are if not for the reality show that was created to chronicle LC’s life.

    Ugg. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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