Heidi & Spencer Smuggled Their Asses Into Washington

These two really, really make me want to exercise my right to bear arms. Apparently, even after they were disinvited (well, it was Heidi’s invite, technically) from the White House correspondents dinner, these two knuckleheads managed to make it to the event by snagging seats at Fortune magazine’s table. They even managed to work their way into the Bloomberg LP after-party at the embassy of Costa Rica, which apparently was so disorganized that half of the guest list wasn’t able to get inside. I’m guessing because a-holes like this were hogging the good spots.

I really hope that means that Spencer made Heidi give out some sexual favors in order to secure their spots. And, until I saw Heidi’s sandals here, I had no idea Dr. Scholl’s had come out with a line of hooker footwear.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

11 more photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt waving flags after the jump.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com