Heidi Montag Sabotages John McCain’s Campaign

April 2nd, 2008 // 4 Comments

Wow, I actually really love this shot of Heidi Montag. It’s probably because her mouth is closed, meaning that there’s no hot air or useless words escaping from it.

She recently told Us Weekly that she’s going to vote for John McCain. Ha! Sorry, McCain. Don’t look at us. She said, “I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience.” Heidi was recently described by The New York Times as a “feminist hero” for breaking off her engagement to Spencer Pratt and I’m hoping they didn’t realize that her “feminist values” are basically worth the price of a new pair of shoes.

But then in that same interview with Us, Heidi said probably uttered the most intelligent quote I’ve ever seen attributed to her, when she admitted, “I don’t think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for.”

Hmm, after seeing this picture, I’m starting to realize that I’ll probably just vote for whomever has the most lenient stand on gun control.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Go Johnny Go!

    I’m going to have to mark my calendar because for the first time (and probably the last) I agree with Heidi Montag! Vote Mccain!

  2. Xavier

    Now I know exactly who to vote for! *rolls eyes*

  3. x-man

    What’s a “Heidi Montag”???

    No, seriously…

  4. Some Dude


    obama bin laden wants to ban all guns from the hands of law abiding citizens. lets only allow police and military to own guns so that we could be in the mercy of the hands of criminals. hurray to communism :rolls eyes:

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