“The Hills”‘ supervillains Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are auditioning actors to appear in their upcoming televised wedding. Wait, why? No one one they know will appear in their wedding? Is it a lack of friends? If you have to pay people to be at your nuptials, you need to start over in life. They should just say “screw it” and start casting name people. We already know this is a big sham. Let New York be your maid of honor! She’s be an incredibly elegant addition to any wedding. Nothing says tradition like a bridesmaid with tattoos on her breasts and a lace front wig.
Sources close to the show tell me that producers are currently in the process of casting “key roles” for Spencer and Heidi’s upcoming wedding. We’re hearing that Roxy Olin (daughter of “Brothers & Sisters”‘ Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig), whom you’ll remember as Jason Lewis’ girlfriend on B&S, is in final talks to be “cast” as Heidi’s Maid of Honor!
Frauds! First their bodies are plastic and now their show is! Transparently so! They’re probably not even getting married. Their names aren’t even Spencer and Heidi! It’s all just bad CGI. Direct to video CGI. You 20-something ladies who are still watching this need to boycott!
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