Heidi Klum is Way Too Fat for Runway Modeling

Have people completely forgotten what a normal woman looks like?  Senile German designer Wolfgang Joop this week proclaimed that Heidi Klum is “simply too heavy and has too big a bust” for runway modeling, adding that she “always grins so stupidly.”

Now, putting aside the fact that the Project Runway and Germany’s Next Top Model judge bore three kids, eats
something besides cotton balls, and is kickin’ some model media ass, I’m pretty sure most people consider her the cat’s pajamas.  Girlfriend’s been a supermodel for over a decade and last year was ranked the globe’s second
highest paid model. 

Now, ahem, when was the last time you heard the name “Wolfgang Poop” mentioned next to the Donatella Versaces and Marc Jacobs of the world?  Exaaaactly.  Must be that stupid smile of his. 

Which seemed to be Heidi’s thoughts exactly when she told
the New York Daily News yesterday, ‘Do I look like I care?’ 

Click any photo to check out all 10+ photos of Heidi Klum in the gallery!


Have people completely forgotten what a normal woman looks like?  Senile German designer Wolfgang Joop this week proclaimed that Heidi Klum is “simply too heavy and has too big a bust” for runway modeling, adding that she “always grins so stupidly.”
Now, putting aside the fact that the Project Runway and Germany’s Next Top Model judge bore three kids,
eats
something besides cotton balls, and is kickin’ some model media ass,
I’m pretty sure most people consider her the cat’s pajamas. 
Girlfriend’s been a supermodel for over a decade and last year was
ranked the globe’s second
highest paid model. 

Now, ahem, when was the last time you heard the name “Wolfgang Poop” mentioned next to the Donatella Versaces and Marc Jacobs of the world?  Exaaaactly.  Must be that stupid smile of his.  Which seemed to be Heidi’s thoughts exactly when she told
the New York Daily News yesterday, ‘Do I look like I care?’  Click any photo to check out all 10+ photos of Heidi Klum in the gallery!

Tags: Heidi Klum, Model
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