Heidi Klum is Way Too Fat for Runway Modeling

February 17th, 2009 // 9 Comments

Have people completely forgotten what a normal woman looks like?  Senile German designer Wolfgang Joop this week proclaimed that Heidi Klum is “simply too heavy and has too big a bust” for runway modeling, adding that she “always grins so stupidly.”

Now, putting aside the fact that the Project Runway and Germany’s Next Top Model judge bore three kids, eats
something besides cotton balls, and is kickin’ some model media ass, I’m pretty sure most people consider her the cat’s pajamas.  Girlfriend’s been a supermodel for over a decade and last year was ranked the globe’s second
highest paid model. 

Now, ahem, when was the last time you heard the name “Wolfgang Poop” mentioned next to the Donatella Versaces and Marc Jacobs of the world?  Exaaaactly.  Must be that stupid smile of his. 

Which seemed to be Heidi’s thoughts exactly when she told
the New York Daily News yesterday, ‘Do I look like I care?’ 

Click any photo to check out all 10+ photos of Heidi Klum in the gallery!


Have people completely forgotten what a normal woman looks like?  Senile German designer Wolfgang Joop this week proclaimed that Heidi Klum is “simply too heavy and has too big a bust” for runway modeling, adding that she “always grins so stupidly.”
Now, putting aside the fact that the Project Runway and Germany’s Next Top Model judge bore three kids,
eats
something besides cotton balls, and is kickin’ some model media ass,
I’m pretty sure most people consider her the cat’s pajamas. 
Girlfriend’s been a supermodel for over a decade and last year was
ranked the globe’s second
highest paid model. 

Now, ahem, when was the last time you heard the name “Wolfgang Poop” mentioned next to the Donatella Versaces and Marc Jacobs of the world?  Exaaaactly.  Must be that stupid smile of his.  Which seemed to be Heidi’s thoughts exactly when she told
the New York Daily News yesterday, ‘Do I look like I care?’  Click any photo to check out all 10+ photos of Heidi Klum in the gallery!

By Laura Bulchis
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  1. Martiniman

    Wolfgang needs his joop examined.

  2. Dee Cee

    They meant OLD and haggard and way too pretentious but had to say fat to keep her angry and far far away from them!

  3. T-Bone

    I think Heidi is adorable, smart and successful, but I have to agree…I’ve always wondered how she became a “supermodel”.

  4. Beanie

    I love Heidi..she seems like she is a down to earth, smart woman. She is the ONLY supermodel I would love to sit down and chat with.

  5. ll

    How is Heidi Klum what normal looks like? She’s gorgeous and I appreciate she has wrinkles like a normal person would at her age and again, gorgeous, but the only women I see who weigh as little as she does are 10 year olds.

    Also, those pants make her look very un-normal since normal women don’t have a penis. (DEATH TO HAMMER PANTS, DO YOU HEAR ME, FASHION DESIGNERS??)

  6. JOOOOOp

    What kind of name is Wolfgang Joop?!?

  7. d5d

    She actually IS a bit fat for a top fashion model. If she was a young beginning model, she would have been booted. Because she’s HK, everybody ooos and ahhhs.

  8. d5d

    She actually IS a bit fat for a top fashion model. If she was a young beginning model, she would have been booted. Because she’s HK, everybody ooos and ahhhs.

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