Heidi Klum Desecrates Her Body With Cheesy Tat

June 17th, 2008 // 11 Comments

Supermodel and Project Runway hostess with the mostess Heidi Klum has apparently gotten this ridiculous tattoo of her husband Seal‘s name in twirly letters on her arm. Why? Jesus Christ, this tattoo this is out of control.

Let me break it down for you. Again. You don’t get the person’s name on your body until after you’re dead. That way they can’t betray you and render the tattoo a badge of humiliation. And even if you get if after they’re dead, you pray a love child doesn’t pop or you find out Nana was Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.

No word on whether the tattoo is permanent or not. Let’s hope for the latter.

The plastic-faced Heidi (check out these recent red carpet pics) will resume her Project Runway hosting duties on Bravo in July. You might see me camped out in front of my TV until then.


Supermodel and Project Runway hostess with the mostess Heidi Klum has apparently gotten this ridiculous tattoo of her husband Seal‘s name in twirly letters on her arm. Why? Jesus Christ, this tattoo this is out of control.

Let me break it down for you. Again. You don’t get the person’s name on
your body until after you’re dead. That way they can’t betray you and
render the tattoo a badge of humiliation. And even if you get if after
they’re dead, you pray a love child doesn’t pop or you find out Nana
was Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.

No word on whether the tattoo is permanent or not. Let’s hope for the latter.

The plastic-faced Heidi (check out these recent red carpet pics) will resume her Project Runway hosting duties on Bravo in July. You might see me camped out in front of my TV until then.

By J. Harvey
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  1. hailie

    i think it looks very nice actually. i think a cheesy tattoo would be seals name in a heart with an arrow through it, or what i see here a lot in tennessee, a confederate flag with someones name around it. always classy…

  2. Frida

    I think it’s a beautiful tattoo as well.

  3. hot guy

    She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site
    ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g. c o m****
    last week.
    It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?

  4. mike c

    A little old???? she isn’t that old. Would you rather people start getting tats younger? Think about what your writing before you put a title on your post dip shit.

  5. July

    La Klum said that the tatoo was permanent! And the stars are for her kids. And that Seal has a new tatoo too!!!

    She also said that she wouldn`t have done it earlier because it`s not easy to get jobs as a model with a tatoo like that.

    But I think it`s kind of fugly!

  6. Real Person

    It’s her body who the fuck cares what she does with it. The ONLY person who should care is Seal, since he is the only person boning her.

  7. Henry

    The question is what looks better:
    - the skin of a supermodel who can afford the best dermatological care in the world; or
    - some curly scrawl that any of a zillion corner tattoo parlors can crank out by the hour?

    And hey, Real Person, somebody whose job is to be in public view should expect to consider the views of their audience. Ultimately, it’s our consuming habits that make her rich.

  8. Texax Ranger

    I’m definitly sure that you are all assholes,why don’t reasonable persons mind some thing else more reasonable, A woman wants to show her love to her hubby doing what ever she see it suitable,So what? Obviously rediculous site gathering rediculous assholes.carry on,carry on,nothing really matters.

  9. BrickTop

    Hey J. Harvey, how about not passing judgement on someone you don’t know. Who cares if she gets a tattoo of someone’s name who she loves. You get to live this life once, might as well enjoy it.

  10. KT

    “You don’t get the person’s name on your body until after you’re dead.” Why get a tattoo when you’re dead? Maybe you should wait til THEY’RE dead and then get the person’s name tattooed on your body…

  11. Katey

    I just saw a picture of Heidi Klum and that tattoo. Why women insist on getting tattoos is beyond my understanding. I know, it IS her body. I have worked with men that have twenty year old tattoos. Not pretty. I know, I know she has the money to fix it as time goes by. But why brand herself? She will never be able to look classy in anything without sleeves. I am very sure that the latest addition to the British Royal Family isn’t sporting a tattoo. If she did have a tattoo, she would never have made the leap from chick having sex with Prince William to future Queen of England. Gauranteed.

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