Heidi Klum Desecrates Her Body With Cheesy Tat

Supermodel and Project Runway hostess with the mostess Heidi Klum has apparently gotten this ridiculous tattoo of her husband Seal’s name in twirly letters on her arm. Why? Jesus Christ, this tattoo this is out of control.

Let me break it down for you. Again. You don’t get the person’s name on your body until after you’re dead. That way they can’t betray you and render the tattoo a badge of humiliation. And even if you get if after they’re dead, you pray a love child doesn’t pop or you find out Nana was Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.

No word on whether the tattoo is permanent or not. Let’s hope for the latter.

The plastic-faced Heidi (check out these recent red carpet pics) will resume her Project Runway hosting duties on Bravo in July. You might see me camped out in front of my TV until then.


Supermodel and Project Runway hostess with the mostess Heidi Klum has apparently gotten this ridiculous tattoo of her husband Seal’s name in twirly letters on her arm. Why? Jesus Christ, this tattoo this is out of control.

Let me break it down for you. Again. You don’t get the person’s name on
your body until after you’re dead. That way they can’t betray you and
render the tattoo a badge of humiliation. And even if you get if after
they’re dead, you pray a love child doesn’t pop or you find out Nana
was Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.

No word on whether the tattoo is permanent or not. Let’s hope for the latter.

The plastic-faced Heidi (check out these recent red carpet pics) will resume her Project Runway hosting duties on Bravo in July. You might see me camped out in front of my TV until then.