Heidi Buys Spencer A Car For Their Stupid Wedding

Because no good or unimportant deed goes unphotographed, here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt violating an innocent 1968 Chevrolet
Camaro.  It’s Heidi’s early wedding present to Spencer, so I wonder who will get it during their fake divorce settlement.

These two are all about spoiling each other.  I guess excessive gifts
are kind of necessary to create substance in the relationship.  Heidi
and Spencer are like those shiny Christmas tree balls.  If you could
get in this car, and drive over them, you’d realize they’re
actually hollow inside.  It’s so sad. 

At least they’re helping the economy.  Though, I have to wonder how the thrifty shoppers will fare once they’ve spent all their millions and Heidi’s started to look like Tara Reid, so no one will pay them for photos anymore.  Omigod!  I just got so excited.  I can’t think about these things too much.  It’s only setting myself up for disappointment. 

Gallery Info: Heidi Montag buys fiance Spencer Pratt a classic 1968 Chevrolet Camaro