Heidi And Spencer Headed For Iraq

July 21st, 2008 // 2 Comments

Ha! It’s America’s secret weapon for fighting terrorist forces. We’re
sending in an irritating agent known as “Speidi,” which will be used as
a biological warfare intended to annoy our enemies to death.

For real though, gun nuts
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt really do want to take their two-headed
blond monster to Iraq. Purportedly, these two told Extra that they want to “entertain the
troops,” but I can’t possibly imagine what these two are capable of
doing that can be deemed as entertaining. Unless they’re going to allow
the troops to use them for target practice. That might elicit a chuckle
or two. Most likely, Heidi will offer to bang the whole lot of them, if they slip her enough Mai-Tais.

Personally, if they really gave a shit about their country, they’d use
themselves as human mine sweepers. Hell, that might be entertaining to
watch as well. Kill two idiots birds with one mine stone.

Click on any image to view the gallery of 25 photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eating on Robertson Boulevard.


Ha! It’s America’s secret weapon for fighting terrorist forces. We’re
sending in an irritating agent known as “Speidi,” which will be used as
a biological warfare intended to annoy our enemies to death.

For real though, gun nuts
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt really do want to take their two-headed
blond monster to Iraq. Purportedly, these two told Extra that they want to “entertain the
troops,” but I can’t possibly imagine what these two are capable of
doing that can be deemed as entertaining. Unless they’re going to allow
the troops to use them for target practice. That might elicit a chuckle
or two. Most likely, Heidi will offer to bang the whole lot of them, if they slip her enough Mai-Tais.

Personally, if they really gave a shit about their country, they’d use
themselves as human mine sweepers. Hell, that might be entertaining to
watch as well. Kill two idiots birds with one mine stone.

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. Zekers

    As if America’s reputation hasn’t taken enough hits…now these two false-humans are going to represent us?

  2. Snow Pie

    Head to Iraq and don’t come back.

    Two Skull & Bones losers who possibly had something to do with Ledger’s polypharmacia induced death. He was poisoned.

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