The unnaturally blonde duo have made a career out of being human piÃ±atas for bloggers and readers alike. Believe it or not, they’ve actually made quite a killing off their freak show. In Touch Weekly is reporting that the on-again off-again couple brought in $3 million over the last two years from … whatever it is they do. Heidi tries to explain, “We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives.”
Lovely. Infecting our lives with entertainment. Heidi is looking to branch out from her reality television into acting. “I plan to win an Oscar,” she tells the mag. Clearly, she’s got to be referring to winning one from an auction on eBay because there’s not other way she’d be given one of those things. And sadly, with the way Tatum O’Neal’s life is going, this remains a distinct possibility…
More photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills are after the jump.