Heidi and Spencer Have Made Millions

June 5th, 2008 // 13 Comments

The unnaturally blonde duo have made a career out of being human piñatas for bloggers and readers alike. Believe it or not, they’ve actually made quite a killing off their freak show. In Touch Weekly is reporting that the on-again off-again couple brought in $3 million over the last two years from … whatever it is they do. Heidi tries to explain, “We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives.”

Lovely. Infecting our lives with entertainment. Heidi is looking to branch out from her reality television into acting. “I plan to win an Oscar,” she tells the mag. Clearly, she’s got to be referring to winning one from an auction on eBay because there’s not other way she’d be given one of those things. And sadly, with the way Tatum O’Neal’s life is going, this remains a distinct possibility…

Photos: WENN

More photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills are after the jump.

Photos: WENN

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Zekers

    Really??? An Oscar??? I think the peroxide has destroyed what little brain she had. Of course, she does have 3 million and I don’t…

  2. that explains why she owns 2 Birkins

  3. Applespice

    Say what you wish but the more people that hate on them, the more photos that are taken. They’ve accomplished they’re goal and making tons from it.

  4. green cardigan

    I saw their profile on IMRETARDED.com.

  5. My Little Pony

    Spencer is a lying sack of shit. I know because my father is his accountant….

  6. Malibu

    ‘Say what you wish but the more people that hate on them, the more photos that are taken. They’ve accomplished they’re goal and making tons from it. ‘

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    Being paid to be the national laughingstock? Hysterical!!!!!!

  7. Digger

    ‘Being paid to be the national laughingstock? Hysterical!!!!!!’

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    Hysterical? Why yes, they’re laughing all the way to the bank.

  8. Applespice

    Wow- I just realized I completely spelled their wrong.

  9. Hey, if it works for them..

  10. Hey, if it works for them.. I don’t see anyone being damaged because of it

  11. patsy

    Cunts.

  12. It is amazing what people will do for money.

  13. Ecch...

    We are doomed.

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