God, where’s a submarine launching a torpedo when you need one? Here’s plastics Heidi Montag and odious on-again/off-again fiance Spencer Twat…Pratt on some dumb sailboat, whoring themsleves out for Valentine’s Day. Spencer got her ass some Payless stroll heels. And don’t bag on me, I shop at Payless so I know their shite. They’re on some “Oyster” yacht in Marina Del Ray. Seriously, couldn’t they have inspired “Perfect Storm 2″ once they set sail? Or “Open Water”? Allegedly, those are Jimmy Choos. Except if you look closely, they read “Jimmy Chews.”
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