Dear England: You Can Keep Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt [PHOTOS]

January 3rd, 2013 // Leave a Comment
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The Mayan calendar turned out to be less about a finite end to the world and more about a slow and painful death.  Case-in-point: Kim Kardashian’s spawn announcement on December 29th, and the return of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Thankfully, Speidi is doing this across the pond on Celebrity Big Brother, the show where fame careers go to die.  Many of us speculated that Lindsay Lohan would hop about the sinking-ship-slash-gravy-train, but it was not to be.

Montag teetered down the runway in porn heels and a glittery dress (left over from a Hills party or two), while her ass hat of a husband wore camo and Timberlands.  Hot. 

According to the Mirror, Speidi walked into the house declaring that they “don’t like people.”  Trust us, the feeling is mutual.

Pratt called the housemates “weirdos,” which is fine because he and Montag were demoted to a room in the basement.

Such a pity we don’t get this clown show in the states.

By Kelly Lynch

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