Heather Mills Is Busy Dancin’ And Divorcin’


And she’s pissed because she’s saying that Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer is dragging out proceedings to make things take longer than she believes they should. Her recent interview on Larry King Live saw her squelch rumors that there had been a settlement made, and also discuss her opinion on her husband’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton:

“There’s no settlement.

“Fiona Shackleton wants to drag things out. She’s said some pretty mean-spirited things about me when I was in a wheelchair. But she is not a very nice person and she has made it as difficult as possible.”

Ooh, Fiona! Girl, did you hear that? I heard she also thinks you have cankles and B.O.

(Sometimes, you really have to rile them up to get anything interesting to happen. Feel free to join in.)