Heather Mills Assures Us Her Leg Won’t Be Flying Into The Audience

February 28th, 2007 // 9 Comments

(WENN)

Heather Mills realizes that people have many a question about how she’ll fare on Dancing with the Stars seeing as one of her legs isn’t biological. She says that she’s got it under control.

Discussing whether her prosthetic leg might come off while she’s competing, Mills – whose left leg was amputated below the knee after a 1993 motorcycle accident – tells TV’s Extra, “I’m quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on.”

But don’t worry, she says: “It’s very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I’ll have a strap on which I wouldn’t normally in every day life.”

Heather went on to say that she’s not banging her dance partner, and that her stint on the show will be like a “holiday” for her because of all the negative press she’s getting in Britain. She’s trying to get every last drop of Beatles money she can out of Sir Paul McCartney, and the country hates her. Seriously, she gets death threats. They like that piggish racist chick on Big Brother UK more than her. And that heifer was under armed guard.

By J. Harvey
  1. Although I’m a guy, if I weren’t I don’t think I’d wear my strap on in every day life.

  2. Tonysgirl

    If her leg went flying off while dancing, I would laugh soooo hard!!!! Could you imagine sitting in the audience and a leg hits you in the face…roflmao.

    Watch out for that flying Leg!!!!!

  3. keith

    i thought the show was called “dancing with the stars” what the hell ever made her a star? all she is famous for is being yet another in a long line of gold diggers

  4. keith

    i thought the show was called “dancing with the stars” what the hell ever made her a star? all she is famous for is being yet another in a long line of gold diggers

  5. brian

    I so want to make a “strap on” joke here……but i won’t.

  6. desertboy

    Keith, I agree with you about her not qualifying to be on a show about “stars” but if tv shows had to live up to their names, Tyra’s reality show would be called “America’s Next Flop Model”.

  7. lady garden

    us Brits aren’t being bitches-she just seems to have serious issues seperating fantasy with reality-good luck with that

  8. declanium

    wow, she’s not that pretty, is she? Maybe I will make a run for Paul and his money now…….

  9. rdiggity1

    uh huh huh huh, she said wear a strap on

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