Heather Locklear Was Framed!

This is a crazy story and makes all of us gossip blogger look like conniving c*nts. Sorry to drop the c-bomb so early in the morn but this story deserves it. It looks like Heather Locklear was set up!

Jill Ishkanian is a former Us Weekly staffer who was investigated by the FBI for hacking into her former employer’s files for information on where celebs lived.

Ms. Ishkanian reportedly followed Heather Baby around Montecito, CA all last weekend as Heather hit the grocery story, etc., and then she was the one who made the 911 call to report that Heather was driving erratically! Apparently, she was the only witness to this! That evil bitch! Creating the stories! This heifer probably has the ability to transform into a dragon and likes to eat babies!

Anyway, cops pinched Heather. She wasn’t found to be under the influence of booze drinks, but they did book her on a DUI for being under a “controlled substance” and released her on her own recognizance. They are currently awaiting a blood test to see what Locklear was on.

OK, so maybe she was tooling about while stuffed to the gills on dolls. This Ishkanian ho is still all sorts of evil. Watch there be some sort of celebrity revolt. Paris Hilton’s going to show up in Boston with a rifle.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Heather Locklear.

 


This is a crazy story and makes all of us gossip blogger look like
conniving c*nts. Sorry to drop the c-bomb so early in the morn but this
story deserves it. It looks like Heather Locklear was set up! Jill Ishkanian is a former Us Weekly staffer who was investigated by the FBI for hacking into her former employer’s files for information on where celebs lived. Ms.
Ishkanian reportedly followed Heather Baby around Montecito, CA all
last weekend as Heather hit the grocery story, etc., and then she was
the one who made the 911 call to report that Heather was driving erratically!
Apparently, she was the only witness to this! That evil bitch! Creating
the stories! This heifer probably has the ability to transform into a
dragon and likes to eat babies!Anyway, cops pinched Heather.
She wasn’t found to be under the influence of booze drinks, but they
did book her on a DUI for being under a “controlled substance” and
released her on her own recognizance. They are currently awaiting a
blood test to see what Locklear was on.OK, so maybe she was
tooling about while stuffed to the gills on dolls. This Ishkanian ho is
still all sorts of evil. Watch there be some sort of celebrity revolt. Paris Hilton’s going to show up in Boston with a rifle

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Heather Locklear.