Heather Locklear Uses Her Cougar Powers To Their Full Advantage

April 30th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Get it, Amanda Woodward! Here’s Heather Locklear on the set of Flirting with 40 accompanied by chiseled out of marble co-star Robert Buckley. Get a load of that stomach. Where’s my dirty laundry? Holy shite! He even has that V thing going on that in-shape guys get near their hips which is like a slippery slope straight down to Dicktown. Oh, I am working blue today.

This is some kind of Lifetime movie brilliance. I seriously hope Heather is getting a piece of this dude after hours. She was with David Spade’s wispy ass for awhile and totally deserves it. This dude probably doesn’t whine and crack lame jokes. He probably drinks champagne off your breasts, does you right, goes and works out, comes back with more champage and the cycle begins anew.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

8 more photos of Heather Locklear and Robert Buckley on the set of Flirting With 40 in Oahu, Hawaii are after the jump.

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

By J. Harvey

  1. OC Trophy Wife

    Blue is your best color.

  2. DruNken LauRen'

    you go gurl!!!!!!

  3. spaz

    oh, how I love the “V thing”…

  4. yum

    Wow, if only all men looked like that…..

    my friends and I called those nubbins.

  5. kitt

    j harvey the more i read your stuff the more i’m convinced that if celebrity gossip were a country you should be and most hopefully would be elected president. for life.

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