Heather Locklear is ‘Flirting with Faux-ty’

April 24th, 2008 // 10 Comments

46-year-old Heather Locklear is clapping her hands in joy here on the set of her upcoming Lifetime movie, Flirting with Forty and with her pushing fifty, I’m wondering why they didn’t just change the title to be more accurate. But then again, I guess Heather doesn’t exactly look like your average 40-year-old.

The premise of the movie is that a divorced mother of two takes a vacation to Hawaii to celebrate her 40th birthday and enjoys a fling with her younger surfing instructor, the hairless creature you see in this first picture. Ten years ago, Matthew McConaughey would have been a shoe-in for the instructor role.

I definitely have to give Heather credit for keeping her body toned and trim, but I’m starting to think she’s fiddled too much with her face. Sorry ladies, but you just can’t win with me.

Check out the entire gallery of 93 photos of Heather Locklear at PacificCoastNewsOnline.com.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By Lisa Timmons

  1. James

    The new no right click thing sucks. I am not saving the pics but opening new tabs.

  2. green cardigan

    I’ve got to agree….it looks like she has put on some weight on her face.

    All those cream pies went straight to her hips …sorry, face. She’s going to have to get her face up on a treadmill and run off that blubber. She needs to loose those extra inches off her cheeks and chin.

  3. Dandy's girl

    I already saw this movie, it was called How Stella got her Groove Back and Angela Bassett was much hotter than Miss Chipmunk cheeks.

  4. T-Bone

    I don’t know what L.A. plastic surgeons are doing, but MAN! These women look horrible! I saw Heather on some show and she could not even move her mouth! They all look like swollen beavers (the animal, of course).

  5. erika

    First of all, she looks wonderful. Secondly, it does appear she has had cheek implants; not necessarily seen from these pics, but her latest made for TV movie, it was quite obvious.

  6. Frank

    you guys are completely oblivious to the fact that in one of the pics she’s letting a meat curtain flap in the breeze

  7. Somuchfun

    She looks great! What a bod! How old is she anyway? I didn’t look that good at 16. Can’t wait to see this movie!!!

  8. MP

    That dude is the babe from Lipstick Jungle. Forget Heather….

  9. d-l

    In that last pic, with the red bikini, is that some sort of piercing hanging out of her crotch?? Just wondering……

  10. Deborah

    You are right, there is no winning with you. Come down on one side or the other regarding women aging w/o surgical intervention and quit parking your ass on the fence to take pot shots at both sides.

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