Hayden Panettiere Needs To Swipe Some McNuggets For Me! C’mom, Claire Bear!

November 21st, 2007 // 5 Comments

Hayden Panettiere has the most annoying last name in the world to type. She’s also trying to de-gay Ne-Yo. And she also helped celebrate “World Children’s Day”, which was being held at all McDonald’s restaurants. All the proceeds go to McDonald’s various children’s charities, including their famous Ronald McDonald’s Houses. Is that what the ugly yellow shirt is for? She showed up prepared? I used to work at McDonald’s when I was a tyke, and let me tell you there was no beautiful actresses working the raccoon eyes behind the counter. I recall some bitch manager named Laurie told me that the McNuggets I had just made were “not fresh” and to put another pile into the scorcher or whatever it was. I responded by throwing my tray of fajitas at her and said “Fine! HERE’S YOUR FAJITAS!” It was a damn boiler room in there! The pressure!

Photos: WENN

More photos of Hayden working the McDonalds’ counter after the jump.

By J. Harvey

  1. Chaz

    Obviously Hayden’s love of dolphins does not extend to all of God’s tasty creatures.

    I’m not criticizing her since I’m neither a vegetarian nor an animal rights supporter–just pointing out the inconsistency.

  2. silvarga

    Guuurl, You betta hide that baby away before Madonna sees him. ‘Cause she’ll slap the hell out ‘chu and walk off with him like it’s her’n.

  3. jbonz

    We are far too willing to say “well, at least she’s doing something positive” about these photo-ops. This is absolutely self-serving bullshit (as is Ronald McFuckingPedophileClownDonald House) and should be called by its name.

  4. sonny

    Neyo isn’t gay, that was a perez-hilton rumor.

  5. naynay

    u look soo cuet inthe photo an the baby hyden and i like u soo much

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