Is he going on the gas tanks? What is wrong with people? Why does he look like a negative image? Jesus Christ, people say I’m pale. He looks like he just crawled out of a drawer in the morgue. He’s probably peeing embalming fluid. Bitch, get to the beach. You’re making us nervous that you might start eating brains and there are no eyeballs behind those glasses. Ya ghoul.
More photos of Hayden Christensen at the gas pump after the jump.