Hayden Panettiere Works Out Her Heart Muscle

Oh HAYden, I hear you have a BOYfriend and his name is MILO and you two are like totally in LOVE cause I totally saw you HOLDING HANDS. I like pretending like I’m Hayden Panettiere’s older sister whom she’s never met and she can’t hear, but who likes to tease her about boys and being old enough for a bra and stuff. Why? Because I just do, dammit. And here she is, wearing Jack Nicholson sunglasses and some workout clothes for her trip to the gym. And maybe she thinks the sunglasses will help her to conceal how giddy and in love she is, but look at that smile! A-HA! She’s clearly been twitterpated! And if you don’t know what that means, then get the hell out of here and rent you some Disney movies, you disgusting cretin, you.

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