Has John Mayer Dumped Jennifer Aniston?

Has anyone seen a wailing brunette running down Robertson Blvd., wielding a cleaver and chasing a tattooed douchebag? Hottubing ladies’ man John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston, according to the Mirror. That Angelina Jolie death room is going to be back in full swing. She’ll find a way to blame her ass.

Maybe he didn’t like the new lips.

“There’s
been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source. “They initially
opted for a break, hoping a trial
split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready
for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

Mayer
reportedly had a problem with Aniston’s “timetable” for their
relationship. Or maybe she wasn’t getting him the airplay he thought dating her would come with.

Can’t she just BUY a dude to insure a commitment?

Here she is at UCLA. Take a class, Jenn. Get your mind off it. When you stop looking, it will come to you. Hopefully.

Check out all the photos of Jennifer Aniston in the gallery.


Has anyone seen a wailing brunette running down Robertson Blvd., wielding a cleaver and chasing a tattooed douchebag? Hottubing ladies’ man John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston, according to the Mirror. That Angelina Jolie death room is going to be back in full swing. She’ll find a way to blame her ass.

Maybe he didn’t like the new lips.

“There’s
been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source. “They initially
opted for a break, hoping a trial
split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready
for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

Mayer
reportedly had a problem with Aniston’s “timetable” for their
relationship. Or maybe she wasn’t getting him the airplay he thought dating her would come with.

Can’t she just BUY a dude to insure a commitment?Here she is at UCLA. Take a class, Jenn. Get your mind off it. When you stop looking, it will come to you. Hopefully.Check out all the photos of Jennifer Aniston in the gallery.