Has John Mayer Dumped Jennifer Aniston?

August 13th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Has anyone seen a wailing brunette running down Robertson Blvd., wielding a cleaver and chasing a tattooed douchebag? Hottubing ladies’ man John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston, according to the Mirror. That Angelina Jolie death room is going to be back in full swing. She’ll find a way to blame her ass.

Maybe he didn’t like the new lips.

“There’s
been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source. “They initially
opted for a break, hoping a trial
split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready
for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

Mayer
reportedly had a problem with Aniston’s “timetable” for their
relationship. Or maybe she wasn’t getting him the airplay he thought dating her would come with.

Can’t she just BUY a dude to insure a commitment?

Here she is at UCLA. Take a class, Jenn. Get your mind off it. When you stop looking, it will come to you. Hopefully.

Check out all the photos of Jennifer Aniston in the gallery.


Has anyone seen a wailing brunette running down Robertson Blvd., wielding a cleaver and chasing a tattooed douchebag? Hottubing ladies’ man John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston, according to the Mirror. That Angelina Jolie death room is going to be back in full swing. She’ll find a way to blame her ass.

Maybe he didn’t like the new lips.

“There’s
been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source. “They initially
opted for a break, hoping a trial
split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready
for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

Mayer
reportedly had a problem with Aniston’s “timetable” for their
relationship. Or maybe she wasn’t getting him the airplay he thought dating her would come with.

Can’t she just BUY a dude to insure a commitment?Here she is at UCLA. Take a class, Jenn. Get your mind off it. When you stop looking, it will come to you. Hopefully.Check out all the photos of Jennifer Aniston in the gallery.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Sandra

    You are just a very mean person. She doesn’t need to buy anybody.She´s a gorgeous woman so just shut up

  2. gr8

    ugh, girl, i feel your pain:( hang in there, a good man is on the way!!!

  3. Daphne

    lies lies lies don’t buy this story

  4. Spice

    And, if she did find someone… mr. harvey… all you will do is berate her for it. Because she is such a loser at 39… WTF. Layoff Aniston, she is a successful woman… without a man.

  5. viewers

    Jen is a smart woman indeed. To her, the difference of age is not important as the difference views of life. It is very rare girls whom can think likewise nowadays.

  6. T-Bone

    I would imagine there aren’t a lot of committed, nice, conventional guys in Hollywoodland, so it’s gotta be tough. I think Jenn would do well to stay away from the John Mayer/Brad Pitt/Lance Armstrong types and date a regular guy. Take Cindy Crawford, for example….she married a nice restaurant owner. Julia Roberts married a nice camera guy. Either way, Jenn is pretty successful in her own right and doesn’t need to settle for anyone or anything. Oh, and her lips ARE NOT enhanced. Maybe one day, but not now.

  7. devil

    Jennifer Aniston may not need a man, but she does need a decent bra. This photo makes her look like she just had a double mastectomy.

    John Mayer is just icky, anyway. I don’t know what any woman sees in him.

  8. someone

    I think its amazing how they come up with all the little details..like they were hiding in Jens closet..hilarious..even if it is over, I don’t think anyone thought it would last very long anyway..I hope Jen finds someone to really love her, and want the same things that she does..I don’t think John wants anything except another notch on the bedpost…

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