Harrison Ford Gettin’ Crusty

March 24th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Harrison Ford, 65, will take that camera and turn it into a suppository for you. He doesn’t suffer fools. Here he is with his intended Calista Flockhart. That yenta behind him is like “Loretta, don’t look. But it’s Harrison Ford, and he got old!” He can hear you behind that purse, ma’am. It’s not a soundproofed.

Harrison and Calista are allegedly making it official this summer, and want celebrity chef Jamie Oliver to cook for their wedding. Calista heard from Jennifer Aniston that Jamie is available for special occasions if you can afford him, and wants to secure his services.

Jennifer once flew Jamie over to cook for Brad Pitt, and look how that turned out. Calista better watch herself. The British aren’t known for their food (stick to Indian or McDonald’s when you’re over there) and she might end up sending Indiana Jones up out of her bed.

Photos: FlynetOnilne.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. joan durtz

    Gettin’?!

  2. Gloria Goodman

    Well what do you know about English food? When was the last time you were there? Don’t insult people when you don’t know what you’re talking about. Yes indeed, Indian food is some of the best outside of Delhi, but I could take you to some of the finest restaurants in London. So do your damn research!

  3. Rachel

    I attend school in the UK and I can say it’s true. The food is abosolutly horrible, but because of it I’ve lost 10lbs and never looked better. So kudos to bad british food!

  4. Sarah

    Actually, I think you’ll find that all the worst “British” foods can trace their roots back to America anyway, so perhaps it’s American food that’s shit!

  5. Sarah

    Oh, and while I’m on the subject: the British clearly are known for their food if the likes of Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay are so in demand in the States. Sh1t for brains Yanks!

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