Happy Birthday, Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan is 22. I know, right? She’s still in her 20s! She’s done some hard living with all that booze and all those broads!

Lindsay celebrated her birthday with an 80s Prom-themed dinner at Magnolia and then a party at Teddy’s in the Roosevelt Hotel. People need to step up their theming. Howabout “Satanic Black Mass”? Or “Rugby Scrum”? You know Samantha Ronson wanted “Girls Softball Lockerroom Then BBQ”.

Lez Lohan twerked a cutesy tacky mini-dress with a giant diamond necklace, and greeted guests with Samantha Ronson’s hand on the small of her back.

On hand for the birthday madness was Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, and older brother Michael. Dina couldn’t get enough of posing for the paps. She was ready to pass out blowjobs. That bitch has an addiction. And Lindsay’s new half-sis didn’t appear to be invited.

The cake had Marilyn Monroe on it (give it up, Linds) and when asked to give a speech after blowing out the candles, Lindsay told everyone to “shut the f*ck up.” I never knew I could like Lindsay Lohan.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 24 photos Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 22nd birthday with Samantha Ronson and friends at La Scala.


Lindsay celebrated her birthday
with an 80s Prom-themed dinner at Magnolia and then a party at Teddy’s
in the Roosevelt Hotel. People need to step up their theming. Howabout
“Satanic Black Mass”? Or “Rugby Scrum”? You know Samantha Ronson wanted
“Girls Softball Lockerroom Then BBQ”.Lez Lohan twerked a cutesy
tacky mini-dress with a giant diamond necklace, and greeted guests with
Samantha Ronson’s hand on the small of her back.On hand for the birthday madness was Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, and older brother Michael. Dina couldn’t get enough of posing for the paps. She was ready to pass out blowjobs. That bitch has an addiction. And Lindsay’s new half-sis didn’t appear to be invited.The
cake had Marilyn Monroe on it (give it up, Linds) and when asked to
give a speech after blowing out the candles, Lindsay told everyone to
“shut the f*ck up.” I never knew I could like Lindsay Lohan.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 24 photos Lindsay Lohan celebrating her 22nd birthday with Samantha Ronson and friends at La Scala.