Happy Birthday, Kim Kardashian. Here’s $50,000.

Last night Kim Kardashian celebrated her 29th birthday at Tao Las Vegas. According to Page Six,  even though Kardashian’s actually birthday is next Wednesday, Tao gifted her with an early bday present: $50,000 for a few hours of face time. Whoaaaaa nelly.

A source says “Kim is worth the huge fee because she’s so hot.  The pictures of her party will go everywhere.”

Dear Universe, in my next life I would like to come back as Kim Kardashian. Please note that this request will require amending once someone else commands a bigger appearance fee. With love, Socialite Life.

Though other members of the family were slated to appear, only prego sis Kourtney and momager Kris Jenner were on hand to celebrate.  So much for bottle service.  Kim doesn’t drink and Kourtney’s got a bun in the oven. That leaves us with momager. Please tell me Kim and Kourtney weren’t holding your hair back early this morning, Kris.

Gallery Info: Kim Kardashian at her Tao Las Vegas Birthday party with Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner and Ciara.