Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Tom Ford

August 27th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Sexy muthatrucka Tom Ford is 47 today. Normally, I tend to hate on these swarthy perfection fashion types. But there’s just something about Tom Ford that screams gay animal lust. You know he keeps a harem of wayward frat boys to molest around the clock. He sounds like he can be kind of a prick sometimes. But this dude is so sure of himself that he tried to sell fragrance by photographing the bottles stuffed in hey-nanny-nannies and buttcracks. But somehow the sweat-sheened orifices containing perfume bottles came across like edgy marketing! Ok, they were actually totally gross. Yeah, I don’t need a cologne bottle that’s been in your labial folds, thanks. But still, Tom Ford = hot.

Click any photo to view all 30+ photos of Tom Ford in the gallery!


Sexy muthatrucka Tom Ford is 47 today. Normally, I tend to hate on
these swarthy perfection fashion types. But there’s just something
about Tom Ford that screams gay animal lust. You know he keeps a harem
of wayward frat boys to molest around the clock. He sounds like he can be kind of a prick sometimes. But this dude is so sure of himself that he tried to sell fragrance by photographing the bottles stuffed in hey-nanny-nannies and buttcracks.
But somehow the sweat-sheened orifices containing perfume bottles came
across like edgy marketing! Ok, they were actually totally gross. Yeah,
I don’t need a cologne bottle that’s been in your labial folds, thanks.
But still, Tom Ford = hot. Check out all 30+ photos of Tom Ford in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Bill Cosby

    This dude looks like Ryan Reynolds and Jeremy Piven porcupined each other.

  2. Charles

    Must be from sucking the life blood out of all those young models that keeps him looking so good!

  3. Kyle

    Dear. Sweet. Baby. Jesus. I want to lick birthday cake off of this man! Hot!

  4. say what?

    so, J, I guess you’ve gotten over him not selling XL tshirts, then, huh?

    or was some other designer?

  5. bu dd kk ua

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