Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Tawny Kitaen

August 5th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

This bitch is the hottest of the hot. Car hood acrobat Tawny Kitaen is 47 today. You might know her from her amazing cameo in Whitesnake‘s “Here I Go Again” video. You know, the one where she shows off her squirrel covers by doing splits across car hoods? It was the ultimate in 80s hair metal slut glam and firmly cemented her as one to watch.

Well, she ended up dating O.J. Simpson and then marrying an MLB player who she got busted for beating the shit out of. Oh, and in November 2006 police found 15 grams of cocainya in her California home and she had to do six months of rehab in lieu of jailtime.

She’s set to appear on the next season of Celebrity Rehab. If VH-1 has any sort of flair, they will have her re-enact her spread eagling on the hood of a Jag as a celebration of her sobriety.


This bitch is the hottest of the hot. Car hood acrobat Tawny Kitaen is 47 today. You might know her from her amazing cameo in Whitesnake‘s
“Here I Go Again” video. You know, the one where she shows off her
squirrel covers by doing splits across car hoods? It was the ultimate
in 80s hair metal slut glam and firmly cemented her as one to watch.

Well, she ended up dating O.J. Simpson and then marrying an MLB
player who she got busted for beating the shit out of. Oh, and in
November 2006 police found 15 grams of cocainya in her California home
and she had to do six months of rehab in lieu of jailtime.

She’s set to appear on the next season of Celebrity Rehab. If VH-1 has
any sort of flair, they will have her re-enact her spread eagling on
the hood of a Jag as a celebration of her sobriety.

By J. Harvey

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