Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Samantha Ronson

Put another record on, it’s Samantha Ronson’s birthday! The rangy, skunk-haired, cigarette butt-baggin’ lesbian DJ who has gnawed her way into ALL our hearts as Lindsay Lohan’s companion turns 31 today.

I didn’t realize that she was so much older than the 22 year-old Miz Lohan. 31 is also the amount of months that Lindsay will wear one pair of leggings. It’s some kinda craziness.

One thing you can say about Ms. Ronson. She hitched her wagon to the right star. Lindsay doesn’t work that much. But hanging around her slut ass seems to have landed DJ Sammy an abundance of disc spinning. And that’s how you work the system.

I hope Linds got her a carton of cigarettes for her birthday. As well as some spirited cunnilingus.


Put another record on, it’s Samantha Ronson’s birthday! The rangy, skunk-haired, cigarette butt-baggin’ lesbian DJ who has gnawed her way into ALL our hearts as Lindsay Lohan’s companion turns 31 today.I
didn’t realize that she was so much older than the 22 year-old Miz
Lohan. 31 is also the amount of months that Lindsay will wear one pair
of leggings. It’s some kinda craziness.One thing you can say
about Ms. Ronson. She hitched her wagon to the right star. Lindsay
doesn’t work that much. But hanging around her slut ass seems to have
landed DJ Sammy an abundance of disc spinning. And that’s how you work
the system.I hope Linds got her a carton of cigarettes for her birthday. As well as some spirited cunnilingus.