Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Roman Polanski

Happy 75th birthday to famed auteur and escaped pedophile Roman Polanski!

Mr. Polanski skipped America in the 1970s after he had his way with a 13-year-old girl at a “photoshoot.” Now, I haven’t seen the documentary about what happened exactly. But we are aware that he obviously doesn’t feel like coming back here to experience prosecution, aren’t we?

Polanki has created some awesome kick-ass films like Chinatown, Rosemary’s Baby, The Pianist, and Repulsion. His talent for filmmaking cannot be denied. His predilection for underage girls can’t either. *shiver*

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Happy 75th birthday to famed auteur and escaped pedophile Roman Polanski!

Mr. Polanski skipped America in the 1970s after he had his way with a
13-year-old girl at a “photoshoot.” Now, I haven’t seen the documentary
about what happened exactly. But we are aware that he obviously doesn’t
feel like coming back here to experience prosecution, aren’t we?

Polanki has created some awesome kick-ass films like Chinatown, Rosemary’s Baby, The Pianist, and Repulsion. His talent for filmmaking cannot be denied. His predilection for underage girls can’t either. *shiver*