Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Richard Belzer

August 4th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Actor/comedian Richard Belzer is 64 today. Why is this old dude being featured in Happy Birthday, Bitch! today? Because he plays Detective Munch on Law & Order: SVU, which is one of the best shows ever created! Why?

Because it’s the most GODDAMN DEMENTED SHOW ON TV. The shit that these people come up with is twisted beyond belief. Twins where one of them was really a boy but raised as a girl and then they killed their psychiatrist. Fathers who are sleeping with their daughters then want to marry them. People kidnapping fetuses and molesting each other. Every nightmare you ever had is gold to those crazy-ass writers.

You have to bathe after watching that show!

And Oliva is like the motherly cop who loves kids. And Elliot is hot. Oh, and Richard Belzer plays Munch, who makes deadpan jokes about horrifying situations. This was really just an excuse to write about SVU.

Click any photo to view all 20 photos of Richard Belzer and his dog in the gallery!


Actor/comedian Richard Belzer is 64 today. Why is this old dude being featured in Happy Birthday, Bitch! today? Because he plays Detective Munch on Law & Order: SVU, which is one of the best shows ever created! Why?

Because it’s the most GODDAMN DEMENTED SHOW ON TV. The shit that these
people come up with is twisted beyond belief. Twins where one of them
was really a boy but raised as a girl and then they killed their
psychiatrist. Fathers who are sleeping with their daughters then want
to marry them. People kidnapping fetuses and molesting each other.
Every nightmare you ever had is gold to those crazy-ass writers.

You have to bathe after watching that show!

And Oliva is like the motherly cop who loves kids. And Elliot is hot.
Oh, and Richard Belzer plays Munch, who makes deadpan jokes about
horrifying situations. This was really just an excuse to write about SVU.
Check out all 20 photos of Richard Belzer and his dog in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. Bill Cosby

    Jaser, you should watch Sleepaway Camp.

  2. Sporky

    I HATE HATE HATE this rude, arrogant ass. I met him once at the Grove in L.A. and he was by far the most rude celeb I’ve ever met. Just a piece of ugly shit.

  3. ChiquitaBanana

    Law and Order SVU is the shit! Olivia benson is my girl….
    congrats on the site, i love it!

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