Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Rebecca Gayheart

August 12th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Rebecca Gayheart is 37 today, and her biggest triumph in life is being married to this guy. Holy shite, she goes home to that chest every night. Does she genuflect when he takes his shirt off? She must thank whatever deity she worships on a daily basis.

I think she has an acting career? Luke Perry’s wife on 90210? Noxema commercials where she kept screaming “FRESH!” And she was the killer in the first Urban Legend flick. The crazier she got, the higher her hair was.

But seriously, the only thing she has to do is keep that torso from straying. Tough job.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Rebecca Gayheart in the gallery!


Rebecca Gayheart is 37 today, and her biggest triumph in life is being married to this guy. Holy shite, she goes home to that chest every night. Does she genuflect when he takes his shirt off? She must thank whatever deity she worships on a daily basis.

I think she has an acting career? Luke Perry’s wife on 90210? Noxema
commercials where she kept screaming “FRESH!” And she was the killer in
the first Urban Legend flick. The crazier she got, the higher her hair
was.

But seriously, the only thing she has to do is keep that torso from straying. Tough job.Check out all 20+ photos of Rebecca Gayheart in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. feiyi

    Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ we althyromanceS.Com ¨*:·. ” It’s a site dedicated to rich people/celeb and the admirers.

  2. Lola

    Don’t forget when she killed that kid with her car.

  3. Handsome Pete

    She was on Loving. Maybe it was All My Children. But I’m pretty sure it was Loving.

  4. anymous

    Yeah, Rebecca, Matthew Broderick, Laura Bush, Lynn Spears, and all of the other’s who have killed people with their cars amaze me. They should withdraw from public life. Every time I see a smile on her face I think of that kids mother who never got a chance to experience things with her child.

  5. rudy

    Yikes! She–with those HUGE PORES–was the Noxema girl? Whoa nellie! Even using a trowel to apply her pancake foundation couldn’t fill those craters. She must give on hella “Lewinski”.

  6. Jen

    1. I like to think of Gayheart as “the triangular tit girl” from the Noxema ads
    2. She was also on the VERY underated Dead Like Me

  7. Jen

    1. I like to think of Gayheart as “the triangular tit girl” from the Noxema ads
    2. She was also on the VERY underated Dead Like Me

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