Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Kristen Wiig

August 22nd, 2008 // 9 Comments

Kristen Wiig is 35 today. She’s the only reason to watch Saturday Night Live. She’s pretty much the only reason to turn on your television or go to a movie. Ultimately, some dickhead (Rogen, Apatow, Sandler, you know who I’m talking about) will have some shitty movie and the one bright spot will be Kristen Wiig.

If you have any doubt about how hot this bitch is, watch this.

You know how SNL will flog a character over and over til’ you hate them? I am unable to hate any of Kristen Wiig’s characters. I could watch that friggin’ Target clerk for all of eternity! And don’t get me started on her Judy Garland! *sigh* I love the Wiig.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Kristen Wiig in the gallery!


Kristen Wiig is 35 today. She’s the only reason to watch
Saturday Night Live. She’s pretty much the only reason to turn on your
television or go to a movie. Ultimately, some dickhead (Rogen, Apatow, Sandler, you know who I’m talking about) will have some shitty movie and the one bright spot will be Kristen Wiig.

If you have any doubt about how hot this bitch is, watch this.

You know how SNL will flog a character over and over til’ you hate
them? I am unable to hate any of Kristen Wiig’s characters. I could
watch that friggin’ Target clerk for all of eternity! And don’t get me
started on her Judy Garland! *sigh* I love the Wiig.Check out all 10+ photos of Kristen Wiig in the gallery!

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  1. Buckley

    I invented SNL
    one hundred years ago
    way before you Kristen

    Penelope

  2. Ernestine

    I llllllooooooovvvve the Turrget Lady!! My boyfriend and I endure the shitcloud that SNL has turned into just to catch a five-minute clip of KW as that lady.

    “Oh my garsh, what a LOVELY bay-ug!”

  3. Caroline

    I ADORE Kristen! Happy birthday!

    Now let’s join Virgania Horsen for a hot air balloon ride.

  4. Mis

    WOW Shes only 35. Look at all those wrinkles!! Girls stay out of the sun!

  5. Mis

    WOW Shes only 35. Look at all those wrinkles!! Girls stay out of the sun!

  6. Chiquitabanana

    OMG! i Love her!!!!!! my favorite is when she does that lesbian lady that gives money advise, i can’t remember her name,,,,fukn hillarious!!!!she’s the real star of SNL for sure!

  7. Chiquitabanana

    OMG! i Love her!!!!!! my favorite is when she does that lesbian lady that gives money advise, i can’t remember her name,,,,fukn hillarious!!!!she’s the real star of SNL for sure!

  8. tupelo

    uh, hello?! Coke whore! Still funny, but completely coked up.

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