Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Danny Bonaduce

August 13th, 2008 // 1 Comment

It’s rolling wreck Danny Bondauce‘s 49th birthday today. I shouldn’t say that, he’d probably show up in Boston to beat my ass and run into the busy street while high on dolls.

Danny started out in life as the little fat redhead kid on The Partridge Family. And then he grew up to be a famous DJ, reality show star, and junkie psychotic. He used to have his own show on VH-1 called Breaking Bondauce in which he would break up with his wife, use, and punch things. A lot of things.

Oh, and then were also intense marriage counseling sessions in which the therapist looked like he was maybe packing a piece in case Dan got rowdy.

He also tends to show up for red carpet events all sinewy and shirtless. Never let it be said that I don’t like a muscular ginge, but no. Just…no. Waiter? Check please.

I think the wife finally had enough and beat feet out of his orbit of crazy. Wise move, sis.

Click any image to view all 15+ photos of Danny Bonaduce in the gallery!


It’s rolling wreck Danny Bondauce‘s 49th birthday today. I
shouldn’t say that, he’d probably show up in Boston to beat my ass and
run into the busy street while high on dolls.

Danny started out in life as the little fat redhead kid on The Partridge Family. And then he grew up to be a famous DJ, reality show star, and junkie psychotic. He used to have his own show on VH-1 called Breaking Bondauce in which he would break up with his wife, use, and punch things. A lot of things.

Oh, and then were also intense marriage counseling sessions in which
the therapist looked like he was maybe packing a piece in case Dan got
rowdy.

He also tends to show up for red carpet events all sinewy and
shirtless. Never let it be said that I don’t like a muscular ginge, but
no. Just…no. Waiter? Check please.

I think the wife finally had enough and beat feet out of his orbit of crazy. Wise move, sis.Check out all 15+ photos of Danny Bonaduce in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. therealdana

    Sad to see he still is trying to do anything to prove he’s not that pudgy, wise-cracking little kid anymore.

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