Happy Birthday, Bitch! – Alexis Arquette

July 28th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Alexis Arquette is one of my favorites. Many many moons ago, I was at a club in LA and this chick (before she was an actual chick) was dancing on a platform dressed like Joan Jett. And I thought – who is this transfixing creature (with the emphasis on “trans”)?

Alexis is my favorite Arquette. Then Rosanna, then Patricia and I don’t even count David because he’s sort of a dildo. Though I appreciate his patience with his wife Courtney Cox’s sulky best friend Jennifer Aniston.

I just love the idea of Alexis rolling her eyes whenever she has to see Courtney and Jenn at Thanksgiving or Xmas. You know Aniston tags along despite being terrified of Alexis. Alexis probably gives her the side-eye over her compact and orders more drinks so she can actually deal with her.

Anyhow – Alexis is straight D-list and played roles in various bad films (including Threesome, which is one of the hottest bad movies ever).  Anyway,  Lex (maybe?) got the chop and documented her gender switch in 2007 in a film called Alexis Arquette: She’s My Brother.

Alexis 39 today and everyone’s brother. Uh…sister.  She’s one ugly lady, but still a beautiful soul.

Click any photo to view all 20+ Alexis Arquette in the gallery!


Alexis Arquette
is one of my favorites. Many many moons ago, I was at a club in LA and
this chick (before she was an actual chick) was dancing on a platform
dressed like Joan Jett. And I thought – who is this transfixing
creature (with the emphasis on “trans”)?

Alexis is my favorite Arquette. Then Rosanna, then Patricia and I don’t
even count David because he’s sort of a dildo. Though I appreciate his
patience with his wife Courtney Cox’s sulky best friend Jennifer
Aniston.

I just love the idea of Alexis rolling her eyes whenever she has to see
Courtney and Jenn at Thanksgiving or Xmas. You know Aniston tags along
despite being terrified of Alexis. Alexis probably gives her the
side-eye over her compact and orders more drinks so she can actually
deal with her.

Anyhow – Alexis is straight D-list and played roles in various bad films (including Threesome,
which is one of the hottest bad movies ever).  Anyway,  Lex (maybe?)
got the chop and documented her gender switch in 2007 in a film called Alexis Arquette: She’s My Brother.

Alexis 39 today and everyone’s brother. Uh…sister.  She’s one ugly lady, but still a beautiful soul. 
Check out all 20+ Alexis Arquette in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. maire

    Happy birthday!It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something?

  2. angelchrome

    I actually like all the Arquettes just a bit more than i normally would because they weren’t a shower of bastards when Alexis needed to change. You know how most families would act.

  3. GuessImABastard

    Yeah, like it was disturbing. Thanks for acting like no one would have a right to feel that way.

  4. Jesika

    Yeah, how dare people live their lives the way they want to and see fit? I mean, what is this a free country or something?! …Oh wait. Yep, you are a bastard.

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