Last July, Gretchen (Christine) Rossi took her teeny-tiny little body to Vegas and slapped on a patriotic string bikini. Why? Because she loves America, the great outdoors, and flashy clothing.
So make like a Real Housewife of so-and-so land, fire up the grill and raise a can your favorite American brew to the good old US of A.
And please, please don’t light fireworks after you’ve had a few.
Hugs, hot dogs and a patriotic salute to our readers.