Halle Berry Not Yet Ready to Push It, Push It Real Good

January 18th, 2008 // 4 Comments

It’s no secret that Halle Berry’s excited to be a new mom. It seems like every time she’s out and about, she’s all glowy and smiling with anticipation in her gorgeous maternity wear. But now, she’s finally admitting that she’s nervous about the prospect of actually having to go through labor. She recently said, “I’ve been pretty cool about my pregnancy up until lately, but suddenly I’m realizing that there’s a baby that’s got to come out and someone is going to have to be there to push it out.”

Yes, that sounds absolutely terrifying and gross. I’m guessing about as much fun as having to evict a tiny, screaming tenant from your uterus, who insists on punching you everywhere from the waist down while you scream at them to leave the premises before you have to call the police. I envision it to be much like an episode of “COPS.” Hear that? It’s my biological clock NOT ticking

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By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Mitsu

    LOL. I’m with you on that point, Lisa. The whole pregnancy/labor/childbirth/leech feeding off my boobies thing has never really appealed to me. I have two words that are my answer for that: tubal ligation.

    But I have to agree, Halle looks fabulous. And I love that top, too.

  2. Loob

    Ahahaha! Oh hell yeah, I am SO with you there, Lisa!

  3. Starla

    Yeah, KINDA painful. I’ve been through it. At least Halle has not (so far) planned a c-section like so many celebs.

  4. Jeanie

    Both Halle’s and Lisa’s on giving birth are hilarious. A former boss of mine descibed the birth of his son as looking like a horrible car accident and a baby suddenly appears.

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