Hal Sparks And That Tongue

July 18th, 2005 // 15 Comments

This is just plain creepy.

(Images via JJB)

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Andy W

    That’s hot.

  2. UgotMale26

    eeew is he married or gay?

  3. Daria

    I’d wanna see a tongue wrestling match between him and Gene Simmons. That would be hot!

    Daria

  4. OhMyGosh

    do they have his tongue available as a sex toy? hmmm….just wondering, lol

  5. Linzo

    Fawk, he’s so annoying. To quote Kathleen Turner from ‘War of the Roses’: I just want to smash your face in.

  6. RubbRubb

    Who is that dude, and why is he polluting my screen?

    Sadly, I’m to apathetic about it to even google his name. What was it again? Can’t see it unless I page-up.

  7. Holliday

    He is so funny on VH1. The tongue should definetly remain in the mouth though.

  8. Jake

    Is there some kind of superhero with gecko powers? ‘Cause if there is, Hal Sparks should play him.

  9. R

    Bet that blonde girlfriend of his is happy.

  10. mso

    miu, hate to be the spelling nazi here, but don’t you have interns now? Can’t they run a spell-check? it’s tongue, not tounge. I know it’s a typo, but your blog is public, woman! I like you too much to keep my mouth shut.
    ciao!

  11. cowgirl

    I don’t know who that guy is, and he ain’t all that cute…but I think I’ve just ruined my chair.

  12. Gossip Guru

    That is so hot!

  13. Jane

    I wonder if Hal knows how focking hot he is…

  14. omg, where can I get some of that.

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