Gyllenhaals Flee Fire

E! Online reports that Jake and his sis escaped a hotel fire.

Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal were forced to evacuate the rustic Northern California lodge they were staying at Wednesday when a fire broke out in the chilly early morning hours, the Marin Independent Journal reported.

The fire destroyed the main building at Manka’s Inverness Lodge, as well as the getaway’s acclaimed restaurant, but no injuries were reported from either the staff or the hotel’s dozen or so guests.

“Jake was helping me pull things out of the fire,” Daniel DeLong, who co-owns Manka’s with partner Margaret Grad, told the Journal.

I’m glad no one was hurt.

What? You were waiting for me to say something nasty, or claim Kirsten Dunst set it? What’s wrong with you people? I’m happy no one died horribly. And not just because Jake’s the hotness and I think he might play for my team. I’m just happy that lives were spared, and no one was injured. Because I’m not the bestial savage you people think I am! I have many feelings! I paint with ALL the colors of the wind! *sob*

(Second image source, via Towleroad)