Gwyneth Paltrow’s Leather Shorts Get No Love At ‘Two Lovers’ Screening

February 12th, 2009 // 1 Comment

As part of her ongoing quest to convince us that she’s edgy and her marriage to Chris Martin is going JUST AMAZING, GUYS, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at a screening  wearing a pair of high-waisted black leather shorts partnered with a shiny gold top. Oh my.

Blanche Devereaux wouldn’t be caught dead in that ensemble, saying it would look like she was “trying too hard.” But Gwyneth shouldn’t mind that we’re poking fun, as long as we don’t claim that we want to bang her. That’s when it gets touchy with that one.

As if that weren’t enough, her wacky co-star Joaquin Phoenix though it best to show up to the event looking like a homeless man who broke into a dry cleaner’s and stole a tuxedo. This is confusing. Usually, it’s the D-list carpet-crashers who are the worst dressed ones, not the stars. Le sigh.

Featured in the gallery: Gwyneth Paltrow, Joaquin Phoenix, John Leguiazamo, Eva Amurrui, Helena Christensen, Clive Owen, James Ransone, Olivia Palermo, Michael Stipe, Josh Charles, Hilary Duff, Phylicia Rashad, Casey Affleck, Cheyenne Jackson, Tinsley Mortimer, Taylor Momsen, James Grey, Vinessa Shaw, Johannes Huebl, Maggie Rizer, Rachel Zoe and Blythe Danner.

Click any photo to view all 90 photos from the Two Lovers screening in New York City in the gallery!


As part of her ongoing quest to convince us that she’s edgy and her marriage to Chris Martin is going JUST AMAZING, GUYS, Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at a screening  wearing a pair of high-waisted black leather shorts partnered with a shiny gold top. Oh my.

Blanche Devereaux wouldn’t be caught dead in that ensemble, saying it
would look like she was “trying too hard.” But Gwyneth shouldn’t mind
that we’re poking fun, as long as we don’t claim that we want to bang
her. That’s when it gets touchy with that one.

As if that weren’t enough, her wacky co-star Joaquin Phoenix
though it best to show up to the event looking like a homeless man who
broke into a dry cleaner’s and stole a tuxedo. This is confusing.
Usually, it’s the D-list carpet-crashers who are the worst dressed
ones, not the stars. Le sigh.Featured in the gallery: Gwyneth Paltrow, Joaquin Phoenix, John
Leguiazamo, Eva Amurrui, Helena Christensen, Clive Owen, James Ransone,
Olivia Palermo, Michael Stipe, Josh Charles, Hilary Duff, Phylicia
Rashad, Casey Affleck, Cheyenne Jackson, Tinsley Mortimer, Taylor
Momsen, James Grey, Vinessa Shaw, Johannes Huebl, Maggie Rizer, Rachel
Zoe
and Blythe Danner.

Check out all 90 photos from the Two Lovers screening in New York City in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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