Gwyneth Paltrow Loves Food, Not A Fan Of Fat People

April 23rd, 2009 // 9 Comments

Self-professed foodie Gwyneth Paltrow claims to be a lover of all things delicious. However, she’s grown weary of the extra poundage possessed by her less-than-willowy BFF Mario Batali.

Page Six claims that Gwynnie has double-teamed with her fitness guru buddy Tracy Anderson (also Madonna‘s trainer) for a weight-loss intervention on the red-headed chef, giving Batali a free gym membership worth $4,500. The snitch claims, “Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change.” Hmm, Mario, I’m thinking about how you can lose an easy 110 pounds…

But that doesn’t mean that Gwynnie-poo doesn’t still love her foods! That much is clear from her most recent GOOP newsletter, which is chock full of recipes. She truly seems like a joy to be around! She loves her thin children!

Gallery Info: Gwyneth Paltrow
picks up her children Apple and Moses Martin from school.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. CATHY R.

    GWYNETH IS A FUCKING CUNT AND BITCH. I HOPE SHE DIES FROM ANOREXIA. FUCKING STUCK UP SLUT.
    FUCKING BRITISH WANNABE WHORE.

  2. Me

    Gwynneth Paltrow can suck my fat-ass dick. Note to Gwynn: Fat people don’t like anorexics, looks like we’re even.

  3. Bob

    She just needs to hook him up with the same massive amounts of cocaine that keeps her slender.

  4. jonny

    this is coming from a woman who starred in “shallow hal”. a movie about how we shouldn’t judge people on their size, but their hearts. fuck her.

  5. Randall Schwartz

    The one in her arms is crying because she’s hungry and mom only has rice cakes and low fat ,low sodium yogurt and the one next to her has already swallowed her whole thumb and is working on the knuckles now..

  6. Anna

    Geez you people are so dumb – do you really think any of this kind of stuff is actually true?! Surely you realise those “snitches” and “close sources” are just a way of making cr*p sound true…

    As for ‘Cathy R’ & ‘Me’ – your comments show that you are clearly to dumb to figure that out.

  7. Rich Republican

    Gwyneth, I got your back on this. The only people who would have a problem with her ‘supposed’ remarks are fatties who don’t give a damn about their poundage and would rather spend their time directing their vitriol at someone who takes pride in their figure and overall health. It’s about permeating an attitude of indifference and laziness in one’s self, and reinforcing their sense of worthlessness by seeking like opinions from other useless fatties. The only thing I hate more than being surrounded by fatties is having to foot your medical expenses due to complications from obesity, whether it’s high blood pressure, diabetes, etc. Either go to a gym or just ‘go’: nobody likes you, nor wants to be around you.

  8. katie sparkle

    Gynethw Paltrow admits to “working out 3 hours a day”..not in prep for a movie, just her normal routine That is crazy.
    I’d be skinny too if I skewed my life like that..and had a personal trainer and chef etc
    Katie

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