Gwyneth Paltrow Judgmental, Preachy

So don’t drink then, bitch! Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow has something stank to say. She doesn’t like when women get drunk . Good lord, the only way people can get through your damn movies is by drinking. Except for when she played the head in the box. That was a hot role for her.

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks it is “inappropriate” for women to get drunk.

The actress, who is teetotal and follows a strict vegan macrobiotic diet, hates seeing girls intoxciated and thinks women should limit their alcohol intake.

Gwyneth said: “I think it’s gross! I really don’t like drunk women, it’s such a bad look. I think it’s completely inappropriate.”

Normally, I’m exceedingly liberal and when conservative hillbillies are all “if you don’t like it here, move” – I’m like, blow me. But Gwyenth brings out the redneck patriot in me. I want to deport her ass whenever she shows up on our shores. In her defense, the movie with Jude Law where she fought giant robots was ok only because I like giant robot fighting. And “Shakespeare in Love” wasn’t bad. But that’s only because Ben Affleck was hot back then, and in tights.