Gwyneth Paltrow Digs Deep

April 22nd, 2008 // 2 Comments

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow starring in a movie about a superhero she’s probably never even heard of. She wouldn’t know Iron Man from Rainbow Brite. She just wanted to be able to remind people that she’s still alive and working despite all the adversity she’s gone through. Like seaweed shakes, Madonna-friending, oddly named babies and hating America.

When she’s not insulting comic book nerds everywhere with her obvious disdain for the material, she’s giving. Gwyneth recently appeared at a gala for the Food Bank of New York City and donated $75,000. Hey big spender! Her friggin’ shoe-shopping trips probably cost more. Damn, way to give, Paltrow. You sure you can spare it?

Why didn’t you just give them the scraps from one of your macrobiotic vegan food orgies and call it a day? Here’s a thought – why don’t the assorted rich bitches donate all the food served TO the hungry? Seriously, load up a truck. It’s not like the anorexic and manorexic twigs in evening finery are actually going to tuck into anything at one of these things. It’s all for the open bar, the publicity, and the networking, anyway.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Bill Cosby

    I heard a rumor that Gwynnie felched her way to the top. Nothin’ like pooey cum to prove your dedication to a script.
    There is also a rumor going around that she had her period on Ron Howard’s desk and then Fonzie came in and fucked the puddle.
    Are these true, J. Harvey?

  2. mg

    There’s continuing a joke, and then there’s flogging a joke to death. You crossed that line a while ago when it comes to Gwyneth. Back off dude. Not funny anymore.

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