Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mom Defends Her Marriage

April 7th, 2008 // 6 Comments

I thought the guests were supposed to wear ivory? That’s white, isn’t it? Beyonce must have been ready to start ripping wigs when she saw this one. And here I figured Kelly or Michelle would be the bitch to go renegade and try and ruin the wedding. Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow rolling up on Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding.

Speaking of marriages, Gwyneth’s moms Blythe Danner is defending her daughter’s. Blythe addressed rumors that Gwyneth’s marriage to Coldplay guy Chris Martin has hit the skids.

“Oh good god! It’s just tragic that people have to make up stuff and write stuff. I’ve never seen two happier parents and people. I don’t get it,” Danner said.

I do. Happy marriages are boring. Haven’t you ever watched the soap operas?

Blythe also said that Gwyneth hasn’t given up her career, she’s just trying to find a “balance” between acting and motherhood. In the meantime, she’s getting her kicks by acting like an attention whore at people’s weddings. Why didn’t she just wear a black dress and a veil?


More photos of Gwyneth Paltrow heading to Beyonce and Jay-Z’s wedding are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. Loob

    The guests all have to wear ivory? What are they, Mormons?

  2. Coco

    Well, I can’t imagine a fashion icon like Gwyneth Paltrow making such a faux pas, so her dress probably does register as ivory on the color wheel, even if just barely.
    But what about the fact that it’s extremely unflattering? And who the hell makes their wedding guests wear ivory anyway? Give me a break.

  3. jbonz

    You have to realize that Gwyneth is an African and in Africa where Gwyneth is from, being an African, white silk miniskirts and platform open-toed shoes are traditional African wedding dress for authentic Africans like Gwyneth Paltrow-a True African.

  4. Green Is Good

    Don’t flame me, but I like this dress Gwen is wearing. I agree the color certainly doesn’t photograph well, but she’s got a great pair of legs!

    The shoes, yuck! On the upside, she had a pedicure.

  5. Hey Cupcake

    She always seems to wear short dresses, no hose, and icky orthopedic sandals. Why? Who could say.

  6. peachpie

    not crazy about the dress, but i love the shoes. and yeah, i’ll agree ‘Green is Good’… she’s some of the best legs in the business. stunningly beautiful legs. ew, i sound a bit like someone with a leg fetish i think. lol

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