Gwyneth Palrow’s Old-School Frenemy Tale On Goop

Finally! Gwyneth Paltrow has realized that if she wants to make her POOP GOOP newsletter remotely interesting, she needs to spice it up with some gossip. The actress/Zen master recently posted what amounts to a blind item dressed up in relationship advice.

On her most recent issue, Paltrow writes:

Back in the day, I had a “frenemy” who, as it turned out, was pretty
hell-bent on taking me down. This person really did what they could to
hurt me. I was deeply upset, I was angry, I was all of those things you
feel when you find out that someone you thought you liked was venomous
and dangerous. I restrained myself from fighting back. I tried to take
the high road. But one day I heard that something unfortunate and
humiliating had happened to this person. And my reaction was deep
relief and…happiness.

Of course, Gwynnie then spins it to say how that was wrong and we should all be better people and buy cashmere trench coats. I’m not sure, I sort of tuned out after she stopped telling her anecdote of being bitchy. Yeah, we’re going to go out on a limb and guess who she could be referring to.

Gallery Info: Gwyneth Paltrow and Winona Ryder back in the day.