Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Up Her Most Offensive Body Part

January 9th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Say what you will about this outfit, but I am loving the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow’s mouth appears to be gagged, muffling any annoying opinions that might be itching to get out. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t dislike the woman per se, but I just feel like she’s one of those individuals with whom I would get along best when she’s not physically capable of talking. Despite that fact, she recently had occasion to chat with Britain’s Daily Mail Magazine about her feelings on getting back to work on the film “Iron Man” after a hiatus. According to Paltrow, “I’m not going to work like I did before I had kids, though. I want to call Kate Winslet and say, ‘Can you tell me how to do this?’, or Cate Blanchett and ask her to describe her working day.” I’ve analyzed that sentence and haven’t found anything in it that pisses me off, so I guess she’s free to go. That is, if the special annoying-opinion-sniffing dog I sent her way decides she’s not smuggling any idiotic ideas up her ass.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Buckely

    erm…except you have none of Cate or Kate’s talent Gweny.
    There’s definitely something in there to pick on Lisa…:)

  2. Buckely

    erm…except you have none of Cate or Kate’s talent. There’s definitely somehting in there to pick on Lisa…:)

  3. stolidog

    i love how she references 2 “non-american” actresses, as if they are her compatriots. Why not Juliana Moore? ‘Cause dumb bitch wishes with all her heart that she was english (trust me, i’m not pro-american by any means, but, really….)

    I also think that if she struggled really, really hard and kept her 27 staff members happy running the house and caring for the kids, she could possibly manage to continue working.

    that said, she doesn’t bother me, actually.

  4. devil

    Other than being untalented, homely and a big know-it-all, Gwyneth doesn’t bother me either.

    The scarf’s a good start. A paper bag would work even better.

  5. Granger

    “Stolidog,” you crack me up! I love when uber-wealthy celeb mothers try to compare themselves to the average working woman. Right, like it’s so difficult to maintain a healthy work/home-life balance when you don’t have to clean your own home, don’t have to do your own cooking, employ at least one nanny, AND only need to make one movie a year (amounting to two or maybe three months of work) and still bring home more money than most of us could make in three lifetimes. Life’s tough, Gwyneth. I really sympathize.

  6. Granger

    “Stolidog,” you crack me up! I love when uber-wealthy celeb mothers try to compare themselves to the average working woman. Right, like it’s so difficult to maintain a healthy work/home-life balance when you don’t have to clean your own home, don’t have to do your own cooking, employ at least one nanny, AND only need to make one movie a year (amounting to two or maybe three months of work) and still bring home more money than most of us could make in three lifetimes. Life’s tough, Gwyneth. I really sympathize.

  7. I love Gwyneth’s tude and obvious anglophilia. She’s talented. Obviously, she’s made bad choices of projects, but who hasn’t? Well, Cate and Kate. For goodness sake, Meryl Streep has picked some f-ing awful movies.

  8. Shelly

    She looks like she just walked by a cafe that was serving Bangers and Mash that stuff is so gross!!

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