Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Up Her Most Offensive Body Part

Say what you will about this outfit, but I am loving the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow’s mouth appears to be gagged, muffling any annoying opinions that might be itching to get out. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t dislike the woman per se, but I just feel like she’s one of those individuals with whom I would get along best when she’s not physically capable of talking. Despite that fact, she recently had occasion to chat with Britain’s Daily Mail Magazine about her feelings on getting back to work on the film “Iron Man” after a hiatus. According to Paltrow, “I’m not going to work like I did before I had kids, though. I want to call Kate Winslet and say, ‘Can you tell me how to do this?’, or Cate Blanchett and ask her to describe her working day.” I’ve analyzed that sentence and haven’t found anything in it that pisses me off, so I guess she’s free to go. That is, if the special annoying-opinion-sniffing dog I sent her way decides she’s not smuggling any idiotic ideas up her ass.