Gwen Stefani Is Out Of The Hospital With Her Horribly Named Baby

Gavin Rossdale drove Gwen Stefani home from the hospital yesterday. They named their friggin’ baby Zuma. What is wrong with them? All I can think is that her pregnancy was so torturous that it drove her ’round the bend. Know what Zuma is? A fairly entertaining video game where you shoot balls at a Mayan temple. There is no way you should be naming your child Zuma.

And it’s not like Gavin had a say. Bitch knows who’s paying the bills. “Glycerine” was a long time ago.

Gavin’s pops is all excited.

Everyone is just so very happy,” Douglas Rossdale says. “It’s fantastic news, and I’m just so happy.”

Are you happy about your grandchild’s name? Kingston is hot, but Zuma? It sounds like the name of the archvillian in a blaxploitation flick. The kind of ho that Pam Grier used to slap across the mouth.


Gavin Rossdale drove Gwen Stefani home from the hospital yesterday. They named their friggin’ baby Zuma. What is wrong with them? All I can think is that her pregnancy was so torturous
that it drove her ’round the bend. Know what Zuma is? A fairly
entertaining video game where you shoot balls at a Mayan temple. There
is no way you should be naming your child Zuma.And it’s not like Gavin had a say. Bitch knows who’s paying the bills. “Glycerine” was a long time ago.Gavin’s pops is all excited.Everyone is just so very happy,” Douglas Rossdale says. “It’s fantastic news, and I’m just so happy.”Are
you happy about your grandchild’s name? Kingston is hot, but Zuma? It
sounds like the name of the archvillian in a blaxploitation flick. The
kind of ho that Pam Grier used to slap across the mouth.