Guy Ritchie Accuses Madonna Of Creating A New “Cold War”

October 21st, 2008 // 1 Comment

You knew this sad bitch was going to get tortured night and day by Madonna’s insidious, gnarled and muscular ass the second he said f*ck it and told her he wasn’t coming out of the pub for the rest of their marriage. The supposedly verbally abusive Guy Ritchie reportedly had a divorce summit with his soon-to-be-ex Kabbalah priestess and compared her to the KGB, claiming she’s having him followed.

“This is a divorce, not the Cold War!” he reportedly raged at her ass, after reading about his every move in the tabloids.

Ritchie reportedly had his family over for a weekend dinner, and Madge mentioned it to him at their meeting which freaked his ass.

“How can you
set fire to our whole world? Why go to such lengths to destroy me?,” a source reports that he asked her.

No word yet on how many ducats he’s getting from her, but you know if she has her way he’ll get some food stamps and maybe a throw rug. She hates to lose.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Guy Ritchie.


You knew this sad bitch was going to get tortured night and day
by Madonna’s insidious, gnarled and muscular ass the second he said
f*ck it and told her he wasn’t coming out of the pub for the rest of
their marriage. The supposedly verbally abusive Guy Ritchie reportedly had a divorce summit with his soon-to-be-ex Kabbalah priestess and compared her to the KGB, claiming she’s having him followed.”This is a divorce, not the Cold War!” he reportedly raged at her ass, after reading about his every move in the tabloids.Ritchie
reportedly had his family over for a weekend dinner, and Madge
mentioned it to him at their meeting which freaked his ass.”How can you
set fire to our whole world? Why go to such lengths to destroy me?,” a source reports that he asked her.No
word yet on how many ducats he’s getting from her, but you know if she
has her way he’ll get some food stamps and maybe a throw rug. She hates to lose.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Guy Ritchie.

By J. Harvey
  1. 2 Old 4 This

    no doll, that was me

    I’ve been following you for years

Leave A Comment