Guess the Ass

February 6th, 2007 // 8 Comments


Find out whose back end this is after the jump.

Kirstie Alley may want to give Jenny another call.


By Jessica Marx

  1. Jazz

    uh huh – baby got BACK!!!! *feels a few lines of that infamous Sir Mixalot tune coming on*

  2. teela

    Kirstie is 53 years old – let’s give her a break! Maybe we’re using 26 year-olds as our benchmark.

    I’d be happy to have that booty at that age…

  3. Kath

    Seriously! Where is your happy medium??? Either all the stars are too skinny or anyone with a little extra is a fat cow. Yes, she’s a little overweight, but she’s definitely got an hourglass figure. Remember when THAT used to be sexy?

  4. hmweis1

    I agree with teela. I can’t even imagine having to deal with all the pressure to be thin in Hollywood. Especially when you’re the face of a national weight loss product.

  5. Josephine Dertz

    Her ass is so fat that the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

  6. pilsbury

    Rumour has it that Kirsty is to star in the American version of a Britsh comedy, The Vicar of Dibly, the leading role our version is Dawn french.

    Oh course the American version will fail because Americans can’t adapt UK shows to an American format. Just look what happened to the US version of Red Dwarf which didn’t even get past the pilot.

  7. oh MY!

    I wonder?………….Does she BEEP, BEEP, BEEP when she walks backwards?

  8. your mom is fatter

    i’d hit it. she looked good when she was a coked up ho, but she looks good with some meat on her too. damn good considering she’s 53. FATTIES OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

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