Greasy Jake Gyllenhaal And Reese Witherspoon Still Galavanting Around

July 13th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Gay Paree is the place to be for Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon. Here they are running around. Why does she look so friggin’ uptight all the time. She always looks like she’s afraid someone’s going to snatch her purse. I don’t like his new gross hair either, but he can cut it after the movie’s done shooting. She needs to unclench a bit. You’re rich, have a fairly easy job and you’ve got a hot man. Well, ok, you’ve got a hot gay man but it still looks good on paper.

Click any photo to view all 11 photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon with her kids in Paris in the gallery!


Gay Paree is the place to be for Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon.
Here they are running around. Why does she look so friggin’ uptight all
the time. She always looks like she’s afraid someone’s going to snatch
her purse. I don’t like his new gross hair either, but he can cut it
after the movie’s done shooting.
She needs to unclench a bit. You’re rich, have a fairly easy job and
you’ve got a hot man. Well, ok, you’ve got a hot gay man but it still
looks good on paper.Check out all 11 photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon with her kids in Paris in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. S_M_G

    Seriously, it wouldn’t hurt her to smile once in a while! I just don’t get her and now that Jake is with him his face is becoming as rigid as hers. He always used to smile.

    Way to suck the life out of men Reese…

  2. B Hell

    Reese,

    please cover that hideous forehead, you are freaking me out!

  3. tank

    She is no good and many people are talking about her joining on !!!***SugarDaddyconnect . c o m, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!

  4. Charles

    I haven’t really noticed him for a while, but, Jake has a beard!
    No, seriously, he has a beard!
    NOOOO…. On his face. THAT beard.

  5. Asija

    Are you happy Jake? Are you…?

  6. les

    Maybe, just maybe, she doesn’t like the intrusion into her privacy by dozens of pictures being taken of her and her family. Maybe, just maybe, he doesn’t either. The bulk of these pictures that are taken for these blogs show the stars either with their heads down or frowning.

    Its really intrusive and ridiculous. Do you not see what the media has done over the birth of two babies? The media has turned into a joke.

  7. Alice

    Is there a reason we’re not calling them “Greasy Spoon” yet?

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