Please Join Us In Once Again Celebrating the Second Coming Of ‘Gossip Girl’

August 25th, 2008 // 2 Comments

You would think Stanley Kubrick had directed the second season with all the brouhaha over this damn show. The new season of Gossip Girl was celebrated with a party at Henri Bendel in NYC last night. Cast members Leighton Meester and Taylor Momsen were among the revelers.

Where are those two gays? Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick need to be here with their pout game in full swing. I could look at pictures of Ed Westwick acting out his full boil drama face for days. He’s the craftier of those two queens. Chace is just dumb and blond – an Abercrombie stick figure with a future in gay porn. But Ed’s got a scheme up those frilly sleeves.

The Momsen girl is trying way too hard to be edgy. We get it, you’re not a kid sis in real life and you’re a full grown woman cloaked in mystique. Cut the shit.

Leighton Meester’s lips look like she just ate a pulled pork sandwich.

Click any photo to view all 30 from the Gossip Girl season 2 premiere party in the gallery!


You would think Stanley Kubrick had directed the second season with all the brouhaha over this damn show. The new season of Gossip Girl was celebrated with a party at Henri Bendel in NYC last night. Cast members Leighton Meester and Taylor Momsen were among the revelers.Where are those two gays? Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick need to be here with their pout game in full swing. I could look at pictures of Ed Westwick acting out his full boil drama face for days. He’s the craftier of those two queens. Chace is just dumb and blond – an Abercrombie stick figure with a future in gay porn. But Ed’s got a scheme up those frilly sleeves.The
Momsen girl is trying way too hard to be edgy. We get it, you’re not a
kid sis in real life and you’re a full grown woman cloaked in mystique.
Cut the shit. Leighton Meester’s lips look like she just ate a pulled pork sandwich.Check out all 30 from the Gossip Girl season 2 premiere party in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. ...loveMaegan.com

    I’m very excited …but why is her hair so light? yuck

  2. b.SL

    I agree J.Harv- Momson looks ridiculous, but she’s only 15.
    Which makes her outfit even worse.

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