God, I Love Tim Gunn.

Project Runway’s Tim Gunn, America’s favorite gay uncle (no offense to my actual gay uncle), is laying down le smack as of late, and I just can’t get enough.  I give up, Tim!  I’ll buy your book!

Anyway, Tim blabbed to E! about his experience guest starring on Gossip Girl and pretty much puts Taylor Momsen on blast.  Aren’t you glad you hung in there?

Tim pretty much took a peek inside your head and said that Taylor was a surly, arrogant brat who sucked at her job because she wouldn’t put down her phone.  Which pretty much describes every teenager who ever lived.  Not discounting myself.

Here’s the best part: “You know young lady, there are hundreds of thousands of girls who are just as attractive and even smarter than you. Why are you acting like this show is a huge burden on you?”  Ha!  Don’t piss off Tim Gunn, bitches!

Well, it’s no secret that Tim takes a dump on lots of naughties in his new book, including Anna Wintour, Isaac Mizrahi, and even his own parents.  Get it, girl.

Here’s Tim Gunn and his nasty mouth at a book launch in New York City last Friday.  He just looks so damn beatific with his pimp suit and bull horn.  I imagine he takes his tea with just a tipple of haterade, sipped calmly with his pinkie in the air.